Folks, they say it's easier for a needle to pass through the eye of someone injecting heroin into their eyeballs than it is for a rich but conventionally unattractive man to pass through the gates of Cloudlands on foam party night. We'll be the judge.

It's another bloody episode of Gather Around Me with ya mates Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. You know what to expect at this point.

Fuller House, George Pell, I'm A Celeb, Super Tuesday, the bloody lot.