Fresh from a dystopian family vacation to Disney World (or was it Dismaland?), a Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Broke Phil goes on an extended rant about his hellish experience in the Happiest Place on Earth™ (But he really did have a good time) as Dominic ponders whether or not to shoot himself. PLUS: Unnecessary detail about Phil’s Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), winsome memories of roleplaying with Dutch girls, the alarmingly massive growth of nudists in Britain, and the lamentable infantilization of society. ALSO: Which is the most overrated snack: churros or pretzels?

With a bile-ridden Phil in Los Angeles and an au naturel Dominic Hilton in Buenos Aires.

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