"Dear Abby, Dear Abby! Well I never thought...That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught!  We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze...With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees. Signed Just Married"  Today's podcast really takes the cake!  Everyone has heard of "Dear Abby" unless they live under a rock - hint, hint Daisy...  We decided to lay it down ZFG style.  Folks, if you're dealing with a teeny weenie tic tac dingy, don't fret.  Just apply some oral foreplay gel with a mint flavor and put it in your mouth.  Voilla!  He's satisfied and your breath is better.  Questions covered involve a fist full in the hoo-ha, fishy smelling chow and your cousin Ben getting a finger in his rear-end.  Feeling like a third wheel in your relationship?  We have the answer - peanut butter!  Or maybe you are contemplating being a freak in the sheets "50 Shades of Grey" fashion.  Look Mom!  No hands!!!...  Or limbs for that matter.  Anyone else out there fascinated with sink holes in pink pastures?!  I am!!!  This episode gets real spicy, like jalapeno spicy, with our guests Chris and The Duchess from @HTNOS Podcast!  As always, thank you to our listeners and our participants!  You are valued, not by us but someone out there in La La Land...