Your weekly dose of The Church of Housewives is here, and boy what a week it was! RHOA premiere, RHOP finale, Covid hits RHOC, and RHOSLC continues to be the gift we needed this holiday season. We recap all of the drama from this week, from Porsha taking on the BLM movement and Kenya taking on 20 pounds to Michael Darby taking on (or try to take on) Chris Bassett! We get real with the Orange County 'Wives who are filming the show on their phones and we struggle to try and understand the enigma that is Mary Cosby. Come join the congregation, won't you?!