Hey! Hey! It’s a party in old Saint J! No matter what happens in the football, we like a party. Miley Cyrus likes a party too. So does Mr Worlwide, Pitbull. You know what? We reckon you do too, so come and join Sam and Dan for Episode 28 of Dogger Saints: An Unofficial St. Johnstone Podcast, the most party podcast there is!

Alas, we have to talk about football, reviewing the end of Saints’ European adventure at home to LASK last Thursday, and Sunday’s goalless draw away at St. Mirren. Aside from that we have some fun, and we’re joined for chat with Saints fanatic and MP for Paisley and Renfrewshire North Gavin Newlands to discuss his love of the Saints, why the back room of the Dogger is better than the corridors of Westminster, and much more. We also chat to the some of the lads behind the fabulous Easy Stand displays at the European ties to discuss the carnival atmosphere that helped make those nights special.

Football though? Who wants football from a football podcast, when you can instead discuss the return of Changing Rooms, the horrifying consequences of Miley Cyrus’ seminal banger Party In The USA, and the pitfalls of people impersonating deceased Scottish crooner Sidney Devine on social media? Well, somehow, we’ve got all of that, and more with all your favourite features including a visit to The Royal where we start taking names and kicking up shit, a very high-brow trip to the Club Shop of Shame, a theme team bank holiday jaunt to the Lancashire Las Vegas, and the letter G is settled in the Alphabet There.

Junior Football branded toilet seats! Peter Grant after dark! A very cheeky panda! We’ve got it all and much, much more. We don’t get to celebrate many goals these days, so why not join Sam and Dan and have yourselves a good time anyway. Get there!

This weeks episode is supported by Cheeky Panda.