Welcome to Brunettes Who Bitch!

In this episode, we sprint through the top stories across the WNBA, PWHL, NHL, NBA, and MLB. We’re talking quick hits, spicy takes, and just enough basketball to pretend we’re well-rounded. Then, with a timer armed and a buzzer ready to shame, the show derails into a five-minute, unfiltered rant about a close personal friend on the New Jersey Devils. It’s equal parts analysis, chaos, and unhinged fandom wrapped into one multi-sport fever dream.