In the fifth (of three, and definitely final) episode in our academy miniseries, it's Chris's turn to explain why she ditched the academy, and why she's probably not going back.

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• The press has a word-party after the destruction of Trollpikken
• The Troll Dick Shall Rise Again! — Donate here
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• "i forhold til" = "in relation to" — Largely including this here to prove that Google Translate is decent at newspaper stuff but fairly appalling when it comes to nerdy language stuff.