Hosts Jen O'Neill Smith and Sally Brooks get into their holiday episode with quickies about women marrying themselves and a Sheraton in Puerto Vallarta being homophobic pieces of crap. Then Sally bums us out with the story of the Black Widow of Alabama: Audrey Marie Hilley. Jen brings the mood back up with the love story of Maureen Justice and Hugh Robertson. They end the episode talking about a case of mistaken identity and Jen's true feelings about the Elf on the Shelf.