Kelly and Christy are unmasking the madness of Hallowe'en — from slutty costumes and sugar highs to ancient rituals and modern mom etiquette.

They rank the candy hierarchy (justice for Candy Corn!), swap stories of chaotic family Hallowe'ens, and debate how this spooky free-for-all stacks up against other holidays.

Expect laughs, light scares, and a few surprisingly deep dives into what makes Hallowe'en the most delightfully unhinged celebration of them all.