Another week trapped in the corporate dungeon. At least we're on a hybrid schedule so you don't even have to clock out to get hammered before your 11AM.

Nicky Q has some questionable tenants that may be furies(?) In case you live under a rock, then you won't be shocked to hear that Tom Brady announced his retirement. Joe Burrow is arguably one of the coolest dudes around, and Jarrid almost beats up an old dude. Gather your old frat bros, do another keg stand, and lend us your ears this week, on Lunch Beers.