This week on episode 28, we are coming at ya with the perfect guide to celebrating this special day that you didn’t know you needed! We hope you’ve got a stomach of steel and a self sufficient family.

C is well in the throws of her current hyper fixation of UFO’s and the surprisingly plentiful accounts of encounters with our intergalactic neighbours in the Berwyn Mountains.

We are thrilled to learn of the justice served following the unlawful 8 month long detainment of an open water racing bird from Taiwan, accused of being a Chinese spy.

We are beginning our dive into some excellent online confessions.. Lest we forget the legendary tinder date story of the girl who wanted to preserve her poo in a twilight zone of a viewing gallery in her dates bathroom. Not content with this, she came face to face with the offending turd and subsequently became jammed within the gap of shame.

Please feel free to send us yours anonymously for a casual roasting on next weeks episode!

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