“I had to steal a motorbike, shake off five policemen and stab a bloke to get here.”

Episode 28, Season 3.

With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, James Carney, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Gianluca Iumiento and Valentina Alexeeva.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Story editing by Oystein Brager.

Sound design and music by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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