Wherein we discuss the influence of family on creative development. We each delve into our own histories, talking about how our families helped to shape and inspire our creative pursuits. We also acknowledge a new fan of the show and chastise an old one. Elsewhere, Allison steals another writer's persona, Chris plans to disappear for seven years, and Corey unearths a shocking secret about Taco Bell meat.

Theme music by Latché Swing.