How am I supposed to tip you if your tip jar is invisible? Why did you build a kitchen-stage if there's no food-show? Why would god have given you taste buds if hating olives were in any way acceptable? Why is an 11 year old eating at Maestro's?? Clearly Coop and Myan are obsessed with food and restaurant related oddities this week and rightfully so, don't we all enjoy dining? don't we all somewhat obsess over our own epicurean proclivities? Are we not meant to EAT? Are we not meant to LIVE??!! I truly think Jesus himself would have had a yelp account. (How's the fish? It's a little dry.) So forget what you thought you knew about Linguini Vongole, re-evalute your existing relationship with pork buns, take a break from steak and start your culinary tryst with the sea and Unofficial will share it's tightly gaurded secret about one of the best, most affordable, old-school pizza places on the entire west side...The Coop. No not our Coop, the Coop. Stop being confused, just hit play, you lazy bastard.

So if it's bad Chinese food, underwhelming ramen, 24 hour Polish restaurants in NYC, posh farm-to-table bakeries in Venice, undersized fish vs. behemoth beef, Hawaiian Pizza or Myan's completely inappropriate name for the best bagel build recipe in the universe, Unofficial has something for the foodie this week. Truth be told it's just a matter of time before this social experiment becomes an excuse to just talk about food and little else. Probably start a whole new show altogether about nothing but eating and Mixed Martial Arts...probably call it Food Fight.