In this episode, we’re giving Spotify Wrapped the side-eye—let’s just say it’s not exactly the glow-up we were hoping for. Then we get into the Eras Book hate (because apparently, not everyone’s a Swiftie), and the We Listen and We Don’t Judge Swiftie TikTok trend that’s actually a lot more judgy than it sounds. Oh, and we’re definitely making some bold, probably wrong predictions about the Eras Tour final performance. Rep TV? We’ll let you know.

We also unpack the age-old battle of single men vs. single women—who’s really better off being single? Spoiler: me ain't sh**, but we’ve got opinions. And can someone tell us if Sabrina Carpenter and Barry broke up or are just pulling a classic “we need space” move?

Oh, and in a completely random plot twist, we chat about the CEO of UnitedHealth Group getting shot, because 2024, am I right?

And finally, let’s talk about Selena Gomez’s Spanish in Emilia Perez. We really wanted to be impressed, but... let’s just say it wasn’t exactly fluent in the way we hoped. No shade, Selena.

It’s a messy, chaotic episode full of all the pop culture drama, so hit play and join us for the ride!