Life is chaos, and so are we. I am your zuckerberg, fuck off bitches and ready your butthole for the News to Reviews, taking us through the awful, and slightly less awful news of the week.

News:
| ABK brings on QA people as full on employees, but there's a catch ft. Undead Labs x Microsoft issues | Crystal Dynamics announces new Tomb Raider | Return to Monkey Island |

Naughty Corner:
| Riot jumps on the dropping vax mandate bandwagon | Goodbye NFTs, thanks for all the... actually no, you just made things bad | eFootball gets its first update half a year later | Fortnite is stealing more dances |

Why is this a thing?
| In which nostalgia of 10-pin bowling is ruined for everyone | UNO, how the vikings settle things | No egg deserves to get Craig Kelly on them |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

GUEST LINKS - ZAC + LOCKE
| https://twitter.com/news2reviews | https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/news-to-reviews-1138555 |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

PAUL’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Thundermaceaus | https://twitch.tv/thundermaceaus |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |