We are back this week and Dylan thinks he could escape Cinco De Mayo, Falling in love with necks, Hungry-Hungry-HIPAA, Requesting time off, Not funny money, New Puppy still growing and the unfortunate Aussie, Financial advise for some reason, Swedish Chef found a new gig, The Water Wars of 2050 are coming, too old to sell man seed but no one wants it anyway, The origin of Hare lips, Vinyl Records with Human Tears in them, People are rad dude, Everything is way too expensive, Bad Restaurants, Silver Picture Prints from the early 1900's, Wedding plans with Lizard Suit Larry, ICEE Cookies are weird af, Pointless Money Wasters, Female Crash Test Dummies, USA/Canada No touchy zone, NEWS: Renaming Islands that had horrific things happen on them, Nintendo fights an actual Bowser, "Look at this!" and more!

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