Okay, this episode is a mess in the best way possible. We got drunk and high, so things got a little out of hand—mostly talking about how excited we were to get Taco Bell after recording (priorities, right?).

We also HAD to discuss Megan Fox and MGK breaking up like days after announcing their pregnancy. Like, what’s going on there?? We also took a weird detour into the absolutely wild rumor of pizza beans being the lunch of choice for the guy who killed the United Healthcare CEO—yeah, you read that right.

Oh, and Selena Gomez is engaged now (how?!), while Taylor Swift is out here being an actual angel, visiting a children’s hospital like two days after wrapping up her Eras tour. Like, how does she do it? Meanwhile, Billie Eilish got hit in the face by something thrown at her during a concert. We’re still shook.

This episode is packed with random celebrity gossip, stupid jokes, and zero filter. If you're looking for a chaotic, funny listen, this one’s for you. Grab your snacks, hit play, and join the ride.