Lizzie Borden was born too early, or Jake Bird was born too late, 

as this match made in heaven had axe murderin' as their fates. 

In this episode, you will hear about Jake Bird and his strange infamous tale,

He's a two-fer, an axe murderer and serial killer , as Renee will regale. 

And you thought you knew the story about Lizzie and her axe, 

But Lindsey will tell you the childhood rhyme has some messed up facts.