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Illuminati publishes the prince by Machiavelli 5 years after his deathA sect leads earth bc f that shitElon musk is somehow hereCatholics were killing people obviHenry the 8th is still being scummyCave paintings totally have dick picsCamera obscura is somehow a thing even back in the dayWe’ve been super smart for a really long timeIs space bigfoot a thing?!Jeff Bezos favorite book is soylent greenZak is probably a lizard personEmoji bible is totally a thingRussian dunks poland over vodkaRussians create the hokey pokeyAll samurais are bastardsSponsored by uncle franks solar powered flashlightKaty: Hercules is the ultimate himboDisney hates momsShannon: SheegoWhat do we do with Raven?!Jojos bizarre adventure is a gay paradiseSam: Esmeralda can get it, as can ZaitanaPoison ivy is absolutely unanimousZak: Ashanti from the queen of the damnedSidebarred into kakeguruiChucklesluts is sponsored by nudie duties and members onlyShannon is fem-hiddlesonNanananananana bat dong!Celebrity Dnd: Greta Thunberg, eco crusading half-elf druid paladin
Acolyte of Stevie NicksAbsolutely hates Elon Musk for being fake and opportunisticFavored enemy: humanoidsShannon rolls a one on literally everythingGreta morphs weirdly in her spare timePokemon trainer could be a whole classShaq led Greta to StevieChucklesluts is sponsored by Jar-O-BeezShannon: Fuck terra from teen titansSam: Sam hates door talkers during the bathroom.Zak Wants to be invisible in the pooperDont O-face in public pleaseTHE DOOR IS LOCKED, STOP JIGGLING THE HANDLEKaty: Fuck deceptive shopping items onlineWish should renamed to the cursed item storeCool things we’ve bought on EtsyZak: Why doesn't MTV play music anymore?Other channels also suck