you open the door and you see a podcast sitting on a pedestal. upon closer examination the podcast appears to have Austin teaching us all about how Dungeons and Dragons was targeted in the satanic panic. You also see Mattie going in depth about the history of toilet paper and how it is just yet another tool of the patriarchy. And lurking in the corner with the Owlbear is the first episode in a long time where we don't talk about Netflix reality shows. Roll for initiative.