This week, the boys talk about possible future animals and the science behind ass. That's right, ass. Butts. Booties. Carolinas. I'm gonna be honest with y'all, this one gets horny, but not in our normal way. In fact, it gets a little gross. Y'all ever heard of sexual farting? I said say look it up, but, ya know. Unless you're into that, in which case chase your bliss. Also, if you are into it, I have a lot of questions. Please email me and let me know.  

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Sources:

What The "Perfect" Butt Is, According To History: https://www.bustle.com/p/what-the-perfect-butt-is-according-to-history-63486

THE BELLE CURVE: WHY ALL MEN LOVE A WAISTLINE (ALLEGEDLY): https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/belle-curve-why-all-men-love-waistline-allegedly-1617654.html

Flappers: https://www.history.com/topics/roaring-twenties/flappers

What Makes a Great Man's Butt? | Glamour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2im-Ev-QC2Y

WHY ARE WOMEN INTO DUDE BUTTS? WE ASKED SCIENCE: http://www.mtv.com/news/2082976/women-like-guys-butts-science/#:~:text=Women%20aren't%20likely%20attracted,the%20behind%20region%2C%E2%80%9D%20Dr.

Speculative Evolution: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speculative_evolution

Speculative Zoology at Tet Zoo, The Story So Far: https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/speculative-zoology-at-tet-zoo-the-story-so-far/

After Man (book): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/After_Man

All Yesterdays (book): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Yesterdays

After Man (speculative evolution wiki): https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/After_Man:_A_Zoology_of_the_Future

A Trippy '80s Book on Life After Humans Is Now More Relevant Than Ever (map of the future earth found here): https://gizmodo.com/a-trippy-80s-book-on-life-after-humans-is-now-more-rele-1826769218

Horrane: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Horrane

Chirit: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Chirit

Parashrew: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Parashrew

Swimming Monkey: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Swimming_Monkey

Striger: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Striger

Night Stalker: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Night_Stalker

Vortex: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Vortex

Raboon: https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Raboon

Speculative Evolution Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeculativeEvolution/

Alien WorldsTrailer (2020) Netflix (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8ILRdnKS0

First Exoplanet Detection: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exoplanet#:~:text=The%20first%20suspected%20scientific%20detection,the%20pulsar%20PSR%20B1257%2B12.

The Future is Wild: A Biology Fan Fiction | Billiam (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctei18sd3T8