Come see the Grand Canyon of Livestock! There used to be a bunch of Wonders of the World, but now there's just one, and it's Knickers the Big Cow! Also, when I said "see" earlier, I actually meant "hear people talk about". Today, helping me to describe the Cow, is special guest host: Flora Donald. Who brings news of Cow Hell, and of Rich, Viscous, Gravy Blood.

Talking points include: the Small Cow lobby; the Sam Hall, Mark Long, and Knickers 3-prov; avoiding undermining the majesty of Knickers; Knicker's taste in Musicals, the dobsy test; KFC Gravy; Bovine Anal Encounters, and how considerable size can aid them; a strong endorsement of inside; Cow years; Cow Power per Volume; and sticking it to Stephen King, he's had it too good too long.