After a papal-enforced week off, we've travelled back to our roots with a look at GOAL 3. (We've heard this was so bad we skipped GOAL 2).

Gavin and Seamas are joined by Greg Spring to wade through a movie assembled for roughly the price of a bag of cans.

Listen in for limp dialogue in a montessori set in space, a eulogy-cum-autopsy, a vampiric orgy entitled Frightened of Crosses and much more.

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