Austin and Cameron keep the Criss in Crissmass and read some Mindfreaky time travel fics. We discover the Grinch's "Yule log" possesses magical powers. Then we review a book that asks the question: What if the entity known as tedcruz had an oyster-fueled hallucination?

 

 

 

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