We've all been there. Spontaneously buying a pedal we don't need. We justify it any way we can to make ourselves feel better. Deep down we know it's not going to solve anything. It's not a magical unicorn that will nail down the elusive toan we've been after. Admit it. It looks pretty. It has that "IT" diode on it. The secret YouTube influencer you pretend not to follow did a 45 minute video on why it's their next secret weapon. Maybe it's the 100th copy of a horsie that will somehow get you to like that circuit. Whatever the reasoning is for you, you know what we're talking about. G.A.S.

Were you offended just now? Why? Gear Acquisition Syndrome is a thing, and boy have Alan and Paul suffered from it. Ok, Alan more than Paul, but nobody's keeping score.

In this week's episode, the guys talk about choosing the right pedal and give 4 easy to follow and wise tips to help you determine if that fancy new DeLoreon is right for you. These sure-fire process is guaranteed to save you money and get you closer to finally being able to post your pedalboard online with the famous quote by Jesus Christ, "It. Is. Finished."

What about you? Are you able to resist the dark side? Or is resistance futile? Drop a comment and tell us what works for you or leave an anonymous message on our tipline so we can give you our thoughts for your unique situation.

Outro music by Paul McBride