Rob won't drink cheap beer, John is not USB compliant and Chris is ready to tell everyone to "F" off.

Other than that, porchdrinking.com actually did what the boys were too lazy to do, find the words that were added to the dictionary the year you were born, how to make your house smell like KFC all winter long and the first Hallmark Countdown to Christmas quiz of the week.

Also, an ancient question is answered.

Enjoy!!