[00:19–02:42] Technical Mishaps & Weather Warnings

The episode opens with Chris fumbling the recording and Greg describing ominous weather in his area. Multiple alerts are active, but things are under control.

[02:43–04:54] WNBA Expansion Comes to Philly

Chris and Greg react to Philadelphia finally receiving a WNBA franchise, set to debut in 2030.

[04:55–07:34] Team Name Ideas

They debate suggested names like Freedom, Nightmare, Rage, Revolution, Bells, Independence, and Broads. “Rage” is tied to a historic team Dawn Staley played for, but both agree most names sound like bad video game defaults. “Johns” is roundly mocked.

[07:35–09:54] Expansion Fees & Valuation

Chris mentions a $50M expansion fee and the Valkyries’ valuation at $500M—a 10x return. Greg laments being priced out of ownership and jokes about Chris secretly running the Philly franchise.

[09:55–13:19] All-Star Draft & Caitlin Clark

They review the WNBA All-Star teams drafted by Caitlin Clark and Napheesa Collier. Chris highlights Clark’s popularity and absence from the Olympic team. Greg notes peer resentment likely stems from the media spotlight Clark receives.

[13:20–17:56] WNBA Player Rivalries & Reese vs. Clark

Greg suggests that the Caitlin Clark–Angel Reese rivalry is media-driven. Chris recalls a recent Reese ISO play gone wrong. They agree Clark is currently the superior player and commend the strength of this rookie class.

[17:57–20:47] WNBA Viewership & Recording Habits

Chris shares his list of WNBA teams set to auto-record. He struggles to recall why he’s recording Connecticut Sun games and admits he rarely watches them. They discuss how DVR features allow for easy access but also unintentional clutter.

[20:48–22:45] Sparks Outlook & Brink’s Return

They explore sportsbook win totals for the Los Angeles Sparks (14.5 wins) and discuss Cam Brink’s injury status. Chris jokes about an overly chatty DoorDash delivery driver, while Greg expresses doubt that Brink’s return will elevate the team much.

[22:46–25:54] Draft Lottery & Team Needs

Chris explains the WNBA’s aggressive draft lottery odds. Seattle currently holds the Sparks' pick, possibly through the Kelsey Plum trade. They simulate the lottery a few times, with Minnesota winning twice.

[25:55–29:03] Expansion & Talent Dilution Concerns

The hosts discuss how adding three expansion teams—Philly, Cleveland, and Detroit—could dilute league talent. Still, they acknowledge the Valkyries’ surprising competitiveness and the growing popularity of women’s basketball.

[29:04–31:41] Valkyries’ Rise & Aces’ Decline

Chris is surprised that the Valkyries share a record with the Fever and Aces. Greg suggests the Aces’ problems may stem from the Kelsey Plum trade. They touch on the context around her move, including her divorce and desire to leave Vegas.

[31:42–35:18] Flyers Free Agency, NHL Video Games & Sim Franchises

Greg explains that the Flyers lost Russian prospect Maxim Shabanov to the Islanders.

[38:04–41:45] Video Game Habits & NCAA Hype

Chris praises Expedition 33 as his favorite game in years and describes his Call of Duty burnout. Greg’s excited for the new NCAA Football game,

[41:46–43:45] NCAA Basketball & Final Thoughts

They’re hopeful that NCAA Basketball returns soon. Greg reminisces about dominating with St. Joe’s in past games.

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