In this week's thrilling episode of SaloveyQuest, some ne'er-do-well, presumably an Irishman, has poisoned the Yale-Princeton Friendship Brunch/Meatball Fiesta! Who could have committed such an unconscionable act? Peter Salovey has got an idea or two! His ideas are wrong, of course, but he certainly has them.

STARRING:

Carlos Guanche as Peter Salovey

Lina Kapp as Emma Wimworth

Clara Olshansky as Drew Gilpin Faust

Zachary Rosen as Taylor Wimworth and Steven A. Schwarzman

Esther Richin as Taylor Wimworth and Burly Bouncer #3

Alec Mukamal as Christopher Eisgruber

and as always, Noah Strausser as Your Fearless Host, Roderick Freon Chromeworth