Welcome to Nap Town, Population: One--Just kidding, you're deported!

Join us as we discuss summer lewks, how to get a man (possibly to wear as part of previously stated lewk), and actually dole out a little advice. What.

PS: Sorry Conlan's audio is fucked up. We did our best to make it worthy of your beautiful, perfectly-shaped ears.

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