As Nick is paddling away from giant mutant creatures trying to eat him, he continues to recall his early life as a child in the schoolyard in Darconia New Jersey 300 years ago. Paul Canter, a child who innocently, unknowingly without sexual malice, goosed a girl. The sadistic nuns as a punishment make Paul's parents buy a girl's uniform and dress him like a girl for a week, giving him future transvestite tendencies.