Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental HealthLamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroomNasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into spaceNASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challengeMan takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify himMan Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly WrongRob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the OriginalCouple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizzaThe Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the PaintingNew Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In JapanCostco stops selling half-sheet cakesAncient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand's monster penguinsTrip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpotCrater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirtDeepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice EnergyFlorida man fist-fights alligator to save dogBoy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder 'for five years'Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids' garden trampolineSchool board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meetingSemi crash leaves road covered in French friesJapan awards first-ever ninja studies degreeNew hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones