Luke and Sharlene share how they spent their Labor Day weekends. Luke, cagey at first, eventually reveals that he drunk drove a parade float through an endangered owl habitat.

Sharlene confesses that she too had some regrettable missteps over Labour Day weekend. Including violating various Geneva conventions (specifically, First, Third and Fourth). 

This conversation runs long, leading to the animal handler they'd booked getting bumped. In response, Mike "The Animal Aficionado" Wilbur, floods their recording studio with long-bodied cellar spiders.