It's showtime! We're hitting the brightly-lit streets of Sotenbori, Osaka and heading to the glamorous Cabaret Grand! That's right, it's time to meet our second protagonist: Goro Majima! This week, we're talking about customer service fantasies, non-lethal neck snapping, diaper-man gyrations, and the efficacy of Little Lumber vs Big Swords. On the side, we do a Boyfriend Deception and meet a genuine, bona fide dragon. The customer is god.