This week, Jordan shamefully recoils into the dark recesses of the closet of shame to discuss a film that is anything but: Jennifer Lynch's 2010 "masterpiece" Hisss (with three s'es). A stunning misfire from all parties somehow manages to coagulate into a gross and malformed artifact of cinema, leaving its audience awestruck by campy brilliance. Complete with terrible Hindi dubbing, Irrfan Khan and the twisted serpentine sexuality that is Mallika Sherawat in a latex snake "tube", Hisss is not to be misssed.