The 5th and 6th episodes of Survivor: Borneo bring us more general campsite nonsense and frivolity, and not much strategy to speak of. Richard spends some time naked. Colleen and Greg maybe (or maybe don't) also. Gervase still can't swim, but that doesn't stop him from being a mild challenge beast. Dirk and Joel get on everyone's nerves, and never get a chance to enjoy the sweet, sweet random voting of the post merge. Alternate Episode Titles: Literally Planted, Irked by Dirk, Daily Facials, Jarvis is a Perv, Wet Ass Vote, Stupelvis; Chaste Blind Dates