Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

Episode 3 - Now Hiring

Assassin.ly follows an assassination startup in a New York where murder is now legal—so long as you fill out the right paperwork. Join Mallory, the CEO of Assassin.ly, and Ben, the guy who is letting her stay in his mom&#39;s basement, as they navigate and narrate this brave new world to their shareholders. Listen as they launch their business, hire the only two assassin applicants left in the city, participate in the Murder Games, and try their best to turn bureaucracy into profit.  Assassin.ly is a comedy and should not be taken as business advice or even bad business advice. Transcripts and more available at fearsomemorning.com

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Assassin.ly follows an assassination startup in a New York where murder is now legal—so long as you fill out the right paperwork. Join Mallory, the CEO of Assassin.ly, and Ben, the guy who is letting her stay in his mom's basement, as they navigate and narrate this brave new world to their shareholders. Listen as they launch their business, hire the only two assassin applicants left in the city, participate in the Murder Games, and try their best to turn bureaucracy into profit. Assassin.ly is a comedy and should not be taken as business advice or even bad business advice. Transcripts and more available at fearsomemorning.com

Assassin.ly&nbsp;follows an assassination startup in a New York where murder is now legal—so long as you fill out the right paperwork. Join Mallory, the CEO of Assassin.ly, and Ben, the guy who is letting her stay in his mom's basement, as they navigate and narrate this brave new world to their shareholders. Listen as they launch their business, hire the only two assassin applicants left in the city, participate in the Murder Games, and try their best to turn bureaucracy into profit.&nbsp;&nbsp;Assassin.ly&nbsp;is a comedy and should not be taken as business advice or even bad business advice.&nbsp;Transcripts and more available at fearsomemorning.com

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