saying the n-word, dating apps, homeless guys crapping on the sidewalk, my roomates hate me so much i got them to leave the state, the civil war, comedy, attracting more dudes than dudettes, my dream to perform stand up in a prison.

topics:

-the n-word and civil war

-dating apps (attracting more duded than dudettes)

-homeless guys who shit on the sidewalk

-my roomates leaving the state out of misery

-my day dream to do stand up in a damn prison