It’s the holidays, in case you haven’t noticed! Deanna and Alice discuss how Christmas can sometimes be an epic bummer—and New Year’s, a great way to help you feel terrible about your life. Other topics covered include the simple joys of Wii bowling, the sanctioned child abuse in “It’s a Wonderful Life,” why you shouldn’t lock your knees, and the unspoken suffering of the merkin-deprived. You know. The usual.