Discussing my upcoming birthday and how I'll celebrate it on Instagram (spoiler alert: don't send me "HBD"- who the hell is here for generic texts?) My true self is hiding on my alternative account- but is privacy a thing when 100+ people follow you on your "finsta" (nope). And lastly, when in doubt, never post about someone on social media...even if you think your friends won't snitch (they will!) you can thank me later :)