Content Warning: We go deep into the very unhealthy and borderline abusive behavior.

Topics Include:

Episodes game, Bella and Edward get together, actually good moments of writing, repetitive chapters, Bella wanting to jump Edward and make the school watch, why is this book called Twilight, Edward is lucky that Bella is into danger, more re-write talk, Mahlon makes a crass joke and struggles to find something to talk about (the book offers almost nothing) and Allie wonders where are the gay high school boys are.

Required Reading: Chapters 13 - 17