Grab your notebooks and sit in the front row.

We’re moving past the "he’s hot" phase and getting into the academic grit: Does he have Absolute Alpha energy? Could he survive a winter in the woods? Is he a Distinguished Daddy or just a Fundamental Failure?

Join the Classroom:Listen in as we decide who gets an 'A' and who gets sent to the principal's office. Head over to our TikTok @ClitNotes to see the visual grading board and cast your own votes!

This episode is for mature students only (18+).