It’s our first “Big Four,” and the WWF chose as host everyone’s favorite summer getaway, Cleveland, Ohio. The local audio visual club helps a stadium full of people watch a boiler room brawl, Vader learns that best 2 out of 3 doesn’t always mean a win, and the Godwinns and Smoking Gunns settle the age old debate: What is faster, a horse or a train?

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne