Christchurch City has a hidden secret...the buses don't arrive on time. Waffles and Mario embark on a journey to discover the mysteries of the metro service. Talking about mysteries - you ever hear about the moon landing being fake? I mean, there are no stars in the photos and who held the camera when Neil Armstrong was "walking on the moon"? Oh? What? Sorry, I've just been advised I'm a fucking idiot - carry on.