“We should catch up.”
The most polite lie humans ever agreed to normalize.

You don’t mean it.
They don’t mean it.
And somehow, everyone walks away pretending this was a promise instead of a clean exit.

In this episode, Noah breaks down the fake sentence we use to escape conversations, avoid honesty, and protect our reputation as “nice people” — while doing absolutely nothing we just said we’d do.

No dates.
No follow-ups.
No intention.

Just adults lying to each other’s faces with confidence and calling it social skills.

If you’ve ever said “we should catch up” and felt immediate relief…
yeah. This one’s about you.

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