Like Dr. Stranglove in the War Room, this show could mean the difference between war and peace in the People's Republik of Kanada. Keri flees to the tropics to tell it all. Meanwhile Mclovin puts the moves on the Mormon princess by trying...and failing...to capture her a duck. Bitches love ducks. Keri learns what a frenulum is and she reads us a graphic ass-eating mighty semi story. This episode brought to you by Greyhound, a company on the forefront of leaving stops early and maybe teleportation. All that and more this week on Fuckery Radio!