Get to typing the shruggie emoji over Mariah “Caesars’ Palace Dog Whistle” Carey, sliding into LinkedIn DMs, and a kid with a clock.

Plus, let's take a trip to Champagne Papi's Discount Sweater Emporium, real quick.

Music by Blake Frederick (by CC license): @blakefrederick

Art by Krystal Lauk:

www.krystallauk.com