Everyone's favorite big dumb boy came down with a case of some kind of Democratic hoax this week. Maybe. Who knows anymore? Join us as we engage in a little schadenfreude at Trump's expense, a little good old fashioned conspiracy mongering, and game out some possible 'rona related scenarios in the opener of season 10 of America 2020. 

Also, we lost a legend this week. Get your beers in the air and show some goddamned respect for one Edward Lodewijk Van Halen as he jumps into the next life.