This week the guys put out their first weekly power rankings, with only some minor name calling. There’s a new rule we don’t like (mostly). Celebrations in baseball are fun! Players making dumb choices are not fun. 

CALL TO ALL GMS: Are you interested in a guy who is at least 250% better than the average major league because he is (un)likely related to 1880s star Jim McCormick? Boy, do we have a perfect presentation for you. Jordan Walker looks good so far. Some guys aren’t performing like they should be. Ahron relates with his fellow old people.