Third time was absolutely not the charm with this one, folks. Directed by acclaimed anime director Rintaro and co-written by a member of the renowned manga collective CLAMP, X: 1999 is a film that manages to be one of the most boring and baffling films ever made - at least according to 3 out of 4 podcasters. Join Bri, Bridget, EV, and Jae as they discuss the idea of median anime, the cosmic absurdity of ranking systems, and cartoon squelch noises.